Imi pare rau totusi de Apple si al lor iPhone ca ies cam sifonati pe partea de chestii funny dar nu prea am ce sa fac… e plin net-ul de ele…

iOS 8 new features…

Spelling auto-corectare ( faza asta se poate intampla si pe Android ) ↓

„Q: How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus?
A: Don’t worry, they’ll let you know.”

„20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs.

Un experiment foarte interesant realizat la lanseara lui Iphone 5. Oamenilor li s-a aratat pe strada un Iphone 4S spunandu-le ca este noul Iphone 5. Am ramas fara cuvinte cand am vazut reactiile oamenilor… ↓

O parodie de reclama foarte bine realizata cu Iphone 6 ↓

Siri VS Google  Talk ↓

Si doua chestii cu Samsung vs Apple ↓

-You must be joking – I already have Windows 95! I am not going back 87 versions!”

Cum sunt percepute update-urile ↓

dulciulete vs wifi ↓

Google chiar stie tot ↓

In sfarsit le-au indreptat ↓

hmm… noi utilizatorii VS erori de PC… oare cine o castiga?

postat pe 3-iulie-2014↓

Hai sa radem putin cu Windows 8

IE il folosim cel mai des pentru…

postat pe 21-iunie-2014↓

Asta se intampla cand iti alegi un username prea comun…

postat pe 17-iunie-2014↓

Dependenta de Facebook!

postat pe 12-iunie-2014↓

dependenta de online

postat pe 4-iunie-2014↓

Twitter joke

postat pe 2-iunie-2014↓

Homer Simpson si internetul

A Man from the toilet shouts to his wife :

Darling, darling, do you hear me?!!!!
What happened, did you run out of toilet paper?
No, restart the router, please!

postat pe 20-mai-2014↓

Un hacker, obsedat de jocuri, moare si ajunge in rai. Ajungand acolo vede scris pe usa biroului lui D-zeu „plecat in vacanta”. Sparge usa, intra si incearca sa sparga laptopul lui D-zeu, ca sa stearga fisierele cu pacatele lui. Este prins si trimis in iad.
Dupa doua saptamani il suna dracu pe D-zeu si-i spune:
– Ba, ia-l pa asta de aici ca mi-a omorat toti dracii si ma intreaba cum trece la nivelul 2!!!

postat pe 14-mai-2014↓

intrebare: Ce inseamna NTFS ?
raspuns: Never Tested File System !

postat pe 8-mai-2014↓

Funny facts about Google users:

50% of people use Google well as a search engine.

The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected

postat pe 2-mai-2014↓

Se duce Fat Frumos sa omoare balaurul fioros. Ajunge la grota, paseste darz, apare balaurul cu doua capete. Fat Frumos scoate sabia si i le taie. Imediat cresc alte 4 capete in loc. Fat Frumos le taie si pe aceastea si alte 8 capete rasar imediat. Le taie pe astea 8, cresc alte 16. Le taie si pe aceastea si deodata cresc 32. Munceste Fat Frumos sa taie toate cele 32 de capete, pac! 64. Taie. Apoi 128. Taie. Apoi 256. Taie. Apoi brusc balaurul muri. De ce? Era un balaur pe 8 biti!

Sotul ajunge in zori acasa. Nevasta il intreaba, cu ton de cearta:
– Unde ai fost toata noaptea?
– Inchipuie-ti draga, chiar cand sa plec acasa, secretara cea noua mi-a adus o cafea si mi-a zambit provocator. Cand a pus cafeaua pe masa, i s-a deschis bluza si nu m-am putut abtine sa o sarut pe gat, la care ea a devenit salbatica si ne-am pierdut amandoi capul. In final, am ajuns la ea acasa si am facut dragoste nebuna toata noaptea.
– Minti! Pun pariu ca iar ai incercat sa-ti instalezi rahatul ala de Windows.

postat pe 27-aprilie-2014↓

Era odata un tanar care cand era mic vroia sa se faca un „mare” scriitor.
Cand i s-a cerut sa defineasca „mare” a spus:
„Vreau sa scriu chestii pe care sa le citeasca toata lumea, chestii la care lumea sa reactioneze emotional, lucruri care sa-i faca sa strige, sa planga, sa urle, sa se zbata de durere, disperare si manie!”
Acum lucreaza pentru Microsoft si scrie mesaje de eroare…

postat pe 24-aprilie-2014↓

What is the other name for the ‘Intel Inside?’

„The warning label.” {Intel inside…….fool is outside}.

postat pe 21-aprilie-2014↓

An engineer, a manager and a programmer are driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes fail and the car careens down the road until it hits a tree. They all get out and discuss how to fix the car.

The manager says, ‘To fix this problem we need to organize a committee and develop a mission statement.’

The engineer says, ‘That would take too long. I have my penknife here. I’ll take apart the brake system, isolate the problem, and correct it.’

The programmer says, ‘No, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again.’

postat pe 16-aprilie-2014↓

My WIFI suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill.

How irresponsible people are.

postat pe 15-aprilie-2014↓

Wikipedia: I know everything!

Google: I have everything!

Facebook: I know everybody!

Internet: Without me you are nothing!

Electricity: Keep talking bitches!

postat pe 14-aprilie-2014↓

Where’s the best place to hide a body?

Page two of Google.

postat pe 11-aprilie-2014↓

Un specialist in calculatoare si un specialist in automobile se contraziceau:
Calculatoristul:
– Eu daca proiectam automobile, in 10 ani aveau viteza dubla si consumul de combustibil pe sfert!
Automobilistul:
– Daca proiectai tu automobilul, cand apasai pe pedala de frana aparea pe un ecran intrebarea: ‘Chiar doriti sa franati acum?’

postat pe 09-aprilie-2014↓

Sotia: Ai facut cumparaturile?
Sotul: Bad command or filename.
Sotia: Dar te-am rugat de dimineata …
Sotul: Syntax Error. Abort?
Sotia: Nici macar noul TV?
Sotul: Variable not found …
Sotia: Bine, da-mi cartea de credit, merg eu la cumparaturi …
Sotul: Sharing Violation. Access denied!
Sotia: Tu vorbesti serios, glumesti sau incerci sa ma enervezi?
Sotul: Too many parameters …
Sotia: Cum de m-am maritat eu tocmai cu tine?
Sotul: Data type mismatch.
Sotia: Dar salariul cand il iei?
Sotul: File in use … Try later.
Sotia: Ma faci sa ma intreb… ce insemn eu pentru tine?
Sotul: Unknown Virus.

postat pe 07-aprilie-2014↓

HR manager to job candidate: ‘I see you’ve had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you’re under-qualified for our entry level positions.’

postat pe 03-aprilie-2014↓

A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: „Windows frozen”. The husband send answer back: „Pour some warm water over them”. Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: „The computer is completely fucked now”.

A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, „Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?”
The man below says: „Yes. You’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.”
„You must work in Information Technology,” says the balloonist.
„I do” replies the man. „How did you know?”
„Well”, says the balloonist, „everything you have told me is technically correct, but It’s of no use to anyone.”
The man below replies, „You must work in management.”
„I do,” replies the balloonist, „But how’d you know?”
„Well”, says the man, „you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault.”

postat pe 26-martie-2014↓

Two computers in the same LAN chatting one night:
PC1: I was having a nightmare last night, it was so horrible.

PC2: Why, what did you dream about ?

PC1: I was sleeping, dreaming 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 when all of a sudden a 2 popped up!

postat pe 26-martie-2014↓

What does a network administrator say when he gets back to home from work ? There’s no place like 127.0.0.1!